Sunday, April 6, 2014

Trending Words & Poems from April 05, 2014

Trending Words:

perry
perrys
rwandan
rwanda
ernst
rick
rizzo
gail
bellowing
leopard

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999599468845

Commute
Above the one train
The sunrise in the city
Out of the dark night

Island
Where is my mother
The Statute of Liberty
She's so beautiful

Island (times square)
The lights are so bright
Always at the Big Apple
It's a hard knock life

Commute
The B train is here
Out of the crowded people
Where's my metrocard


Trending Words & Poems from April 04, 2014

Trending Words:

seabrook
orban
ankle
hungary
ezpass
fey
ponte
interstates
lpga
naloxone

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999999982041

Always a stranger, never at home
A Yank in Great Britain. El Greco in Rome.
An elm in the desert, a tulip in stone
Always a stranger never at home.
Always a stranger with no place to rest
Asleep on the sidewalk, an overbooked guest
A worn suitcase sofa. A newspaper nest.
Always a stranger with no place to rest.
Always a stranger, a man out of time
A Turk in Armenia, French in Indochine
Never in step, either front or behind
Always a stranger who's run out of time.
Always a stranger, a face with no name
Machine-damaged mail, a stake but no claim
admonished to silence and cower in shame
Always a stranger, a face with no name
Always a stranger, alien at birth
with dreams drawn from every corner of earth
uncertain of value, discounted of worth
Always a stranger, alien at birth.
Always a stranger, never a friend
A thread but no needle and nothing to mend
Not reaching a finish but only the end
Always a stranger, never a friend.
Always a stranger, nowhere to belong
No voice for a lyric. No tune for a song.
No chance to be lucky nor right to be wrong
Always a stranger, nowhere to belong.

Randy Adams, 2013


Trending Words & Poems from April 03, 2014

Trending Words:

porphyria
intermittent
acute
redskins
snyder
gorelick
abdominal
letterman
moss
slur

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.998605370322

Your country 'tis of me,
Porky plutocracy,
Where cash is king.
Where my dear reps are bought,
Who would have ever thought,
What our Supremes have wrought,
Hail the loud "ka-ching!"


Trending Words & Poems from April 02, 2014

Trending Words:

venezuelans
maduro
venezuelan
laurie
maduros
venezuela
justices
mccutcheon
colwin
chavez

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999989229904

SINGING IN MY REIGN
BY
VLADIMIR PUTIN

I'm singing in my reign,
Just singing in my reign
What a glorious feeling
I'm happy again.
I'm laughing at the West
So weak, such a pest.
I'm out of my funk
Crimea? Slam dunk!

Let NATO give chase
We'll pick up the pace
I'll strengthen my reign
I've a smile on my face
All threats are in vain
I'll never refrain
Just singin'
Singin' in my reign.


Trending Words & Poems from April 01, 2014

Trending Words:

scotland
bruni
slomo
eich
ryan
ryans
palestinians
palestinian
scottish
mozilla

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999675308433

It's very clear, "O" Care is here to stay
Not for a year but forever and a day
The radio and the telephone and the movies that we know
May just be passing fancies and in time may go

But oh, my dear, "O" Care is here to stay
Together we're going a long, long way
In time the Rockies may tumble, Gibraltar may crumble
They're only made of clay
But "O" Care is here to stay

In time the Rockies may tumble, Gibraltar may crumble
They're only made of clay
But "O" Care is here to stay


Trending Words & Poems from March 31, 2014

Trending Words:

pollard
sands
katsuyama
harper
tar
hft
whaling
leahy
rattlesnakes
iex

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999946480122

Loud signals and no sign of rope
As we slide down that slippery slope,
And the Wealthy Deniers
Pay outrageous Liars
To sabotage how we can cope.

The Public's confused, unaware,
And only when the cupboard's bare,
Will action be taken
Ere Earth is forsaken,
It's time for John Q to beware!!


Trending Words & Poems from March 30, 2014

Trending Words:

porn
pornography
penumbra
broadway
musicals
ids
absentee
voter
douthat
pornographic

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999616426175

Things would more simple mayhap
Just trying to close "the skills gap",
The "gap" is a myth
That's lacking in pith,
Time to give this story a wrap!

Repubs will continue this bluff
While profits the Oligarchs stuff,
The "skill lacking takers"
Say acolyte fakers,
It's time to cry "hold, boys, enough!"


Sunday, March 30, 2014

Trending Words & Poems from March 29, 2014

Trending Words:

umpires
autograph
umpire
delphi
standardized
tests
batters
pitchers
autographs
pitches

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.989732958251

Wasn't it Peggy Noonan's sound bite?
Or was that her thousand points of light?
Or the opening for the boomer generation,
our greatest historical blight?

(Fools strutting about the stage,
who thought themselves so sage,
and who never came of age.)


Trending Words & Poems from March 28, 2014

Trending Words:

samson
bangladeshis
bangladesh
stephens
saudis
castleman
pearl
lamp
roosevelts
umpires

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999991601184

Here's a "poem" to accompany yours:

Christie, Christie loves red meat
He dishes it out with deceipt
Loud and brash, never discrete
The biggest bully on the Street

Christie, Christie, I'm on a car seat
Sticky and blue with September's heat
We know you feel so elite
You scream you shout and even bleat

Christie, Christie, loves to eat
He's wearing shorts and a soccer cleat
He says to Dems retreat, retreat
But his reward will be defeat


Trending Words & Poems from March 27, 2014

Trending Words:

wildstein
kelly
bremmer
lender
christie
suspensions
bridget
rap
lyrics
mortgage

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999997598692

In a plot
most twisty,
and full of rot,
Bridget’s Tryst-y
Chris is misty
“He does not recall”
He will neither deny
nor confirm
as he does buy
off a law firm.
with taxpayer dollar
to avoid a collar.
Christie’s all too eager
to let others take his fall
on a budget not meager
after all
when it was handy.
he stole money meant for Sandy.
God help us all
if this louse
ends up in the White House.


Trending Words & Poems from March 26, 2014

Trending Words:

bookstores
rumsfeld
bookstore
bittman
bikes
butter
casserole
citibike
bike
unknowns

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999959670581

Like it or not, we ought admit
The Ukraine is more Russia's bit,
Their neighbor not ours,
The European powers
Unlike us, are not in a snit.

Republicans are crying out,
Ready for a nuclear bout?
Disaster creators
These Obama haters
Would rush in where cool heads have doubt!


Trending Words & Poems from March 25, 2014

Trending Words:

lg
palisades
englewood
cliffs
cooperatives
morsi
coops
progun
egypts
brevity

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.9987730031

I rejoice that butter is back
For too long I took the wrong tack,
I'll no longer mutter,
"No flapjacks and butter",
For butter I bitterly lack!


Trending Words & Poems from March 24, 2014

Trending Words:

nicotine
ecigarettes
mcfaul
ecigs
eliquid
marbles
ecig
ecigarette
caffeine
liquid

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999951123793

"Jack Of All Trades"

I’ll mow your lawn, clean the leaves out’ your drain
I’ll mend your roof, to keep out the rain
I take the work that God provides
I’m a jack of all trades, honey we’ll be all right

I’ll hammer the nails, I’ll set the stone
I’ll harvest your crops, when they’re ripe and grown
I’ll pull that engine apart, and patch’er up ’til she’s running right
I’m a jack of all trades, we’ll be all right

The hurricane blows, brings the hard rain
When the blue sky breaks
It feels like the world’s gonna change
And we’ll start caring for each other
Like Jesus said that we might
I’m a jack of all trades, we’ll be all right

The banker man grows fat, working man grows thin
It’s all happened before and it’ll happen again
It’ll happen again, yeah they’ll bet your life
I’m a jack of all trades, darling we’ll be all right

Now sometimes tomorrow comes soaked in treasure and blood
We stood the drought, now we’ll stand the flood
There’s a new world coming, I can see the light
I’m a jack of all trades, we’ll be all right

So you use what you’ve got and you learn to make do
You take the old, you make it new
If I had me a gun, I’d find the bastards and shoot ’em on sight
I’m a jack of all trades, we’ll be all right
I’m a jack of all trades, we’ll be all right

Bruce Springsteen 2013


Trending Words & Poems from March 23, 2014

Trending Words:

cats
gloria
indoors
steinem
tnr
birds
archery
outdoor
feeders
feral

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999989229904

SINGING IN MY REIGN
BY
VLADIMIR PUTIN

I'm singing in my reign,
Just singing in my reign
What a glorious feeling
I'm happy again.
I'm laughing at the West
So weak, such a pest.
I'm out of my funk
Crimea? Slam dunk!

Let NATO give chase
We'll pick up the pace
I'll strengthen my reign
I've a smile on my face
All threats are in vain
I'll never refrain
Just singin'
Singin' in my reign.


Trending Words & Poems from March 22, 2014

Trending Words:

kin
rabbis
quants
creativity
quant
kins
rapfogel
turtles
steinem
exhusband

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999993959231

The song written by Gordon Sumner and performed by Johnny Cash comes to mind...
I HUNG MY HEAD
Early one morning with time to kill
I borrowed Jebbs rifle and sat on the hill
I saw a lone rider crossing the plain
I drew a bead on him to practice my aim

My brothers rifle went off in my hand
A shot rang out across the land
The horse, he kept running, the rider was dead
I hung my head, I hung my head

I set off running to wake from the dream
My brothers rifle went into the sheen
I kept on running into the south lands
Thats where they found me my head in my hands

The Sheriff he asked me why had I run
And then it came to me just what I had done
And all for no reason just one piece of lead
I hung my head, I hung my head

Here in the court house the whole town was there
I see the judge high up in his chair
Explain to the court room what went through your mind
And well ask the jury what verdict they find

I felt the power of death over life
I orphaned his children, I widowed his wife
I begged their forgiveness, I wish I was dead
I hung my head, I hung my head
I hung my head, I hung my head

Early one morning with time to kill
I see the gallows up on a hill
And out in the distance a trick of the brain
I see a lone rider crossing the plain

And hed come to fetch me to see what theyd done
And well ride together to kingdom come
I prayed for Gods mercy for soon I'll be dead
I hung my head, I hung my head
I hung my head, I hung my head


Trending Words & Poems from March 21, 2014

Trending Words:

microaggressions
microaggression
efc
bisexual
fafsa
bisexuals
erdogan
timidity
trophies
bisexuality

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999908091128

The Road (Regrettably) Taken

With abject apologies to Robert Frost

I dreamed I took a road I seldom take.
To the right I drifted, far off course.
And when I discovered my mistake
I madly tried to hit the brake,
(But sadly, I was on a horse.)

I felt a creeping sense of fear
As I slowly realized my plight.
My little horse sure thought it queer,
But queer folk weren't welcome here,
And almost everyone was white.

The One Percent lived high on hills,
And in that clean and pleasant air
Lit cigars with hundred dollar bills,
And instead of solving social ills,
Complained about Obamacare.

When I awoke, I realized the truth:
Whichever road you take you should endeavor,
Whether you're in Dallas or Duluth,
When you find you're in a voting booth,
Make sure to always pull the proper lever.


Trending Words & Poems from March 20, 2014

Trending Words:

navalny
ivory
elephants
sandovalperez
contractor
trainers
peta
easement
horses
illegals

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999261444932

I fear we are too Tired
Of ever being Inspired,
When Boehner's "on Retainer"
And Congress has been "Bought",
There May be nothing Saner
Than Retreating into Naught.


Trending Words & Poems from March 19, 2014

Trending Words:

garcetti
sim
isi
rikers
neel
turnstiles
toyota
edsall
bandol
anonymity

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.992697147537

One of the most damning sentences
in the whole article is this:
"Though primarily a pretrial center,
it houses some sentenced inmates."
The great majority of the people that are held at Rikers have not been convicted of any crime,
and cannot afford to post bail.
And we put them into this hellhole.
By doing so,
the poorest segment of our society
(and those that are mentally troubled)
have been deemed deserving
of potentially serious bodily harm
and punishment
-punishment without trial
-punishment before trial.
No bail, no judge, no jury, no conviction
and no real protection from themselves or others
- just arbitrary punishment.
Whatever else this is,
whoever is to blame,
this is not justice.
It is a mockery of justice.
And it goes on and on,
....in our name,
....with our knowledge,
....and with our silent consent.
For how long?


Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Trending Words & Poems from March 18, 2014

Trending Words:

measles
vaccinated
vaccine
langone
vaccination
vaccinate
unvaccinated
jeffries
newark
vaccines

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.98959232624

Cuomo simply does not care,
His pretenses are all hot air,
Being a Dem he'll feign,
Gave Christie free reign,
For working folk, nothing to spare!!


Trending Words & Poems from March 17, 2014

Trending Words:

uganda
guth
stiglitz
gravitational
brunch
klout
multiverse
ugandans
cosmology
morcellation

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999911142259

Just in fun, liberals of Hollywood issued a statement, in song of course.

Tune of Hooray for Hollywood

“Oy vey for Hollywood,
The righty-tighty part of Hollywood.
Where any folks who hold us in contempt
Can be tax-exempt
When they donate dough in this town
And any bigot
Can be a spigot
Of money to keep all us lib-rals down

Oy vey for Hollywood,
Now here it’s very clearly understood
Deductions there for Voight, Sinise or Grammer
Can freely hammer
Us folks they think are no good

Their five-oh-one-C-3
Buys G.O.P. some tea
Oy vey for Hollywood.”
:)


Trending Words & Poems from March 16, 2014

Trending Words:

myers
barilla
ues
egan
publishers
irish
individualism
famine
childrens
keats

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999627535655

A. Cuomo, Repub in Dem's clothes,
His actions make one hold one's nose,
Has a Wall Street romance,
Tax the Rich? Not a chance!
On De Blasio plays his hose.

His Port Authority's role is rank
Christie used funds like a piggy bank,
The ball Cuomo fumbled
Not one word he mumbled,
And we all have A. Cuomo to thank!


Trending Words & Poems from March 15, 2014

Trending Words:

nra
murthy
surgeon
murthys
shuler
minimums
nras
alec
gun
carnage

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999933214774

Ms Dowd is Cassandra reborn
And tooting a sorrowful horn,
The POTUS? An anchor,
Says Ms Dowd with rancor,
Describes him with torrents of scorn.

I believe she is totally wrong
In singing her sad, scabrous song,
But t'will take every skill
To forestall the ill
That she foresees coming along.


Trending Words & Poems from March 14, 2014

Trending Words:

mccain
mccains
inmarsat
retroactive
metronorth
zuckerberg
xbox
evolutionary
ontime
breast

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999774230687

That's a nice wish,
A five cent knish,
Street food so hearty,
Or served at a party,
Or as a dinner side dish.


Trending Words & Poems from March 13, 2014

Trending Words:

jabr
fentanyl
bossy
staples
lunches
patton
tyson
technician
royce
hepatitis

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999717968879

Commitments to remaining rich?
Despite all our pollution which
Puts profits above
The Earth that we love,
One percent is a dandy niche.

We suffer but Billionaires smile
Tax loopholes still protect their pile,
We palter and putter
Imprecations mutter,
Our need for change grows all the while!


Trending Words & Poems from March 12, 2014

Trending Words:

anita
bordeaux
wines
clarence
bourbon
turchynov
wine
overtime
hill
isaias

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999995149491

Just joining the folks doing adoring I'M NOT THAT GIRL and WICKED homages :)

Tune of I’M NOT THAT GIRL (Idina Menzel version)

- [Idina reacts:}
Great week, great start
Got a great show, a great part
They scream like I’m Hugh or Al
They shout out “Adele”
Heck, I'll be that gal

Presto, big name
Is it lame what brings great fame
It all seems so darn extreme
Still “Adele Dazeem”
I'll be that gal

When you’re selling tickets you long to be
Someone they really think they know
But what makes 'em pick what they go to see?
What gets people to the B.O.?

Strange meme, strange tweets
Thanks to twitter! Tweets buy seats
Piles of cash that we now corral
As more folks hit send
Watch our new hit trend
I’ll be that gal

John spoke, John slipped
Sudden stardom, they all flipped
Now he’s my new bestest pal
They cry out “Adele”
Since it helps us sell
I’ll be that gal


Trending Words & Poems from March 11, 2014

Trending Words:

mbala
dieudonné
feinstein
passport
malaysian
venezuelan
tsa
feinsteins
maduro
transponder

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.996922512791

The Senate report on detention
Should give Edward Snowden a mention
Because it’s implying
That internal spying
Got Senator Feinstein’s attention.


Trending Words & Poems from March 10, 2014

Trending Words:

ackman
herbalife
ackmans
elk
samson
wolves
lacrosse
derrida
caputo
hampton

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999995865052

The big question is who's training who? I submitted this once before, but I think it's timely here;

'Twas 20 past 3
and the dog had to pee
so I got up and put on my pants,
he whined and he pined
I dared not decline
or risk his looking at me quite askance,
I turned on the light
and we walked down a flight
and probably stepped on some ants,
I opened the gate
and scratched my pate
and watched as the dog did his dance.

He sniffed and he turned
as my cigarette burned
til he found the right spot to relieve,
then he lifted his leg
then again, one more peg
and he smiled, or so I believe.

'twas a long steady stream
and as if in a dream
I just stood and stared at a star,
and when he was done
having all that dog fun
he wanted to ride in the car.

"No, let's go back to bed!"
I wearily said
as we walked up the stairs to the house,
his tail was a-wag
did he want to play tag?
or pretend that his toy was a mouse?

I took off my clothes
and went back to bed
he had water and laid by the door,
I tossed and I turned
another cigarette burned
as I listened to him snore on the floor.


Monday, March 10, 2014

Trending Words & Poems from March 09, 2014

Trending Words:

antibiotics
antibiotic
hoarders
nhtsa
acne
clocks
microbiome
mccrary
dst
carriage

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999908696223

There are certain things sacred to man,
And one's to get rich as you can,
To fail to get rich
Is a sad event which
Means becoming an also ran.

Why's income inequality bad?
The Koch Brothers don't seem so sad,
It's that grumpy gabble
From the unwashed rabble
Who gripe about they're being had!


Trending Words & Poems from March 08, 2014

Trending Words:

millennials
alfalfa
gm
mcwilliams
millennial
barra
gallons
abortions
millenials
debit

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.987860921264

Mod conservatives, Ross Douthat?
Walker & Ryan deep six that,
Four factions, no heart,
A hairsbreadth apart,
All under the Koch Brothers hat!


Trending Words & Poems from March 07, 2014

Trending Words:

solitary
confinement
owen
norquist
boylan
issas
issa
grover
rubio
chl

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.998416235175

Norquist would like to privatize
And bolster Prisons profitwise,
The added expense
Would then make great sense
And come in a laisser faire guise!


Trending Words & Poems from March 06, 2014

Trending Words:

doniger
hinduism
emanuel
cannabinoid
hyperemesis
donigers
hindu
hindutva
hindus
drought

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999877517331

In no way has Ryan been lyin'
Although his remarks no one's buyin'
People must not shirk
Their chances to work
The jobless are simply not tryin'.

Entitlements make a fat cat
And food stamps are where pleasure's at
That minimum wage
Is an utter outrage,
T'would bring Walmart right to the mat!


Trending Words & Poems from March 05, 2014

Trending Words:

moskowitz
charters
nicotine
ecigs
charter
alt
moskowitzs
sats
weeklies
sat

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999748975394

The College Board is now excising
each obscure vocabulary word.
At 58, I’m left surmising
that verbosity’s become absurd.

All those nights with O.E.D.
The list of new words in each new book
I thought they'd help me get degreed
were mere folly I mistook

for highest learning, heaven sent
a polysyllabic pulchritude
my bon mots served to complement
my thoughts as if beatitude.

Those school boy exercises now are relics
I should have indulged in more psychodelics.


Trending Words & Poems from March 04, 2014

Trending Words:

breastfeeding
kayla
hens
breast
breastfeed
chickens
gentrification
messianic
breastfed
deployments

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999133986337

Is it really True what you're Saying...
That each word that I send will be Playing
Out in Public Purview for all to Pursue
Like there is no Longer a Private Displaying?
While I dabble a bit in the "Digital",
I will continue to keep it at "Midgetal".
I still Love my Postal and send "Coastal to Coastal"
While what the Internet gets is just Fidgital.


Trending Words & Poems from March 03, 2014

Trending Words:

palestinians
bds
dal
settlements
israelis
uighurs
mcconnell
palestinian
gordis
uighur

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.985021261403

It may happen just once a year
That diversity's something to cheer,
But oh what a pleasure,
Old white men at leisure
Were hit hard by what they worst fear!


Trending Words & Poems from March 02, 2014

Trending Words:

philly
envy
trophies
egan
jeb
aei
envious
maureen
accent
dowd

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.998971998737

Invading Iraq? Justified?
Hypocrisy can't be denied,
Holier-than-thou-ers,
Invoke US powers,
With defense of freedom implied.


Sunday, March 2, 2014

Trending Words & Poems from March 01, 2014

Trending Words:

arbitration
lance
armstrong
delaware
delta
toronto
doping
airlines
airline
ff

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.996373061304

Ms Brewer gave Tartuffe bad cess,
Will Roberts Court now do no less?
Expectant I ain't,
SCOTUS has a Right taint,
There ought to be a full Court press!


Saturday, March 1, 2014

Trending Words & Poems from February 28, 2014

Trending Words:

montaigne
hampikian
idaho
vermont
rutland
vt
argentina
mccrory
boise
peronism

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.997502558027

Mazeltov, welcome back to New York,
May delicacies fill your fork,
Huzzahs as you enter
The Graduate Center,
My champagne is popping its cork!


Trending Words & Poems from February 27, 2014

Trending Words:

prostitution
sands
pipeline
keystone
extinct
pigeon
grijalva
prostitutes
xl
prostitute

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999512592791

Money junkies?
Money addicts?
Scam artists?
Vulture capitalists?
Snake oil salesmen?
Criminals?


Trending Words & Poems from February 26, 2014

Trending Words:

vesey
hiit
parade
scone
ignatieff
parades
bittman
charleston
scones
veseys

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.998856197136

An Alice in Wonderland bill
So vile it made most people ill,
Threatened money losses,
Energized big bosses
Who viewed it as a Poison Pill!


Trending Words & Poems from February 25, 2014

Trending Words:

bags
reusable
bitcoin
enquirer
plastic
bitcoins
mitochondrial
katz
roommate
theists

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999501236819

Genesis of an obesity epidemic (save us from soft drink companies):

Pepsi Generation jingle:
There's a whole new way of livin'
Pepsi helps supply the drive.
It's got a lot to give
for those who like to live
'Cause Pepsi helps them
come alive.

And the Coca Cola response
(does high fructose corn syrup come from apple trees and honey bees?):

I'd like to build the world a home
And furnish it with love
Grow apple trees and honey bees and snow-white turtle doves

I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to hold it in my arms and keep it company

I'd like to see the world for once
All standing hand in hand
And hear them echo through the hills Ah, peace throughout the land

I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony


Trending Words & Poems from February 24, 2014

Trending Words:

dingell
alda
ramis
demint
tenants
hagel
landlords
hooey
harold
locke

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.996916984029

integrity in intellect
you might believe commands respect
but Mister Jim DeMint
is now no longer skint
the feeding trough means all can collect.


Monday, February 24, 2014

Trending Words & Poems from February 23, 2014

Trending Words:

ecigs
nicotine
ecigarettes
vaping
cigarettes
ecig
surname
paternalism
ecigarette
surnames

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.998886564229

In Yiddish there are words to spare
For tales that are made of hot air,
The words, "bubba meinser"
The meaning is fine, sir,
They drive honest folk to despair.

Bubba meinsers are a Repub tool,
Make gullible listeners a fool,
Death taxes, death panels,
Are firm in the annals
Of stooges of those who misrule!


Sunday, February 23, 2014

Trending Words & Poems from February 22, 2014

Trending Words:

nugents
nugent
aipac
brewer
arizona
bigots
discriminate
chapo
ted
kassen

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999446328256

Though too little, the Stimulus worked,
The part of the story that irked
Was Krugman predicted
Recov'ry restricted
If bigger Stimulus was shirked!!


Saturday, February 22, 2014

Trending Words & Poems from February 21, 2014

Trending Words:

gluten
glutenfree
celiac
fad
wheat
rubenstein
aei
pussy
nunes
entitlements

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.998663147866

That's worth debating,
Is he too irritating,
Will pedestrians rue him,
And possibly sue him?
On thin ice he is skating.


Thursday, February 20, 2014

Trending Words & Poems from February 20, 2014

Trending Words:

labeouf
whatsapp
shia
surrogacy
sotnikova
myers
franco
surrogates
tova
archbishop

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999710759713

There was no work,
So Miley did twerk,
Which worked for her,
'Though not what I prefer,
She renders me berserk.


Trending Words & Poems from February 19, 2014

Trending Words:

adhd
servicing
servicers
ocwen
confinement
homeowners
victor
psychiatrists
solitary
servicer

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.998404589337

Lacking needed votes for Disabled,
Republicans could have enabled,
But the Time's out of joint,
Corker did disappoint,
And once more approval is tabled!


Trending Words & Poems from February 18, 2014

Trending Words:

steyer
prodigal
parable
scotland
swans
siesta
spain
assad
scots
deflation

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999995971266

Scots wha ha'e wi' Wallace bled
Scots wham Bruce has often led
Welcome to your gory bed
Or to victory
Now's the day and now's the hour
See the front o' battle lour
See approach proud Cam'ron's pow'r
Chains and slavery

Wha will be a traitor knave?
Wha can fill a coward's grave?
Wha sae base as be a slave?
Let him turn and flee!
Wha, for Scotland's king and law,
Freedom's sword will strongly draw,
Freeman stand or Freeman fa',
Let them follow me!

By oppression's woes and pains,
By your sons in servile chains,
We will drain our dearest veins,
But they shall be free.
Lay the proud usurpers low!
Tyrants fall in ev'ry foe!
Liberty's in ev'ry blow!
Let us do or die!


Trending Words & Poems from February 17, 2014

Trending Words:

pubs
cooper
bode
pub
waffle
christin
nbcs
coopers
miller
nbc

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999719268962

Since Chris Christie did himself in,
Give Hillary a Mickey Finn,
A media gore
Should even the score,
Keep Hill' from a too easy win.

Is Hillary a tainted Saint?
A Saint, Hill'ry certainly ain't,
But a Repub compare
Raises every free hair,
Stop spattering Hillary with paint!


Monday, February 17, 2014

Trending Words & Poems from February 16, 2014

Trending Words:

lbjs
lbj
internships
mankiw
johnson
johnsons
vietnamese
vietnam
maureen
selfactualization

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999212110473

The Tea Party and Twitter
Have Republicans in a fritter
Brown bags on their faces
Worried about their next races
They cast votes all in a jitter!


Sunday, February 16, 2014

Trending Words & Poems from February 15, 2014

Trending Words:

jaywalking
pedestrian
pedestrians
jaywalkers
homoerotic
uaw
crosswalk
crosswalks
96th
gmail

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999858852824

My life's full of gaps,
I don't care about apps,
Just reading the Times,
And writing some rhymes,
And sometimes Google Maps.


Saturday, February 15, 2014

Trending Words & Poems from February 14, 2014

Trending Words:

oreilly
egan
donigers
brownback
oreillys
doniger
servers
zell
hinduism
kansas

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999507219013

You don't think too highly,
Of Mister O'Reilly,
And show many reasons,
He's a fool for all seasons,
A fox tool oh so wily.


Friday, February 14, 2014

Trending Words & Poems from February 13, 2014

Trending Words:

comcast
fluoride
merger
clarence
epilepsy
cbd
savannah
sands
tar
refineries

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999943570516

Nice summer story on a day like this.

(can sort-of be recited to Sigh No More…)

Snow no more, heavens, snow no more
Won’t this stuff leave us ever
One foot in slush, then down on all four
That Mother Nature’s clever

So never fear, soon summer’s here
The park will be sunny
The Bard will suddenly appear
For no money, money

Globe, no more warming, please no more
The snow is far too heavy
But look what summer has in store
The crowds arrive, a bevy

Then we’ll report, fans of all sort
See shows sad and funny
Converging on the Delacorte
For no money, money
For no money, honey


Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Trending Words & Poems from February 12, 2014

Trending Words:

barbie
esops
jeter
nagin
esop
wendy
derek
davis
saakashvili
tigers

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.998232808567

Stim spending, max minimum wage
Are ways we can turn a new page,
Help Unions to flourish
And thereby to nourish
And make full pockets all the rage!


Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Trending Words & Poems from February 11, 2014

Trending Words:

shirley
temple
mammogram
precariat
mammograms
felons
condolence
vouchers
camels
mammography

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.996734010062

What most stokes GOP desire,
Is raising the citizens' ire.
The more people that suffer,
The more lives that are made tougher,
The more the funding total shoots higher.


Trending Words & Poems from February 10, 2014

Trending Words:

plantinga
theism
atheism
buono
theists
agnosticism
locker
plantingas
atheists
theist

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999268323232

Depend on a liberal like Larry
To offer solutions Hail Mary.
Don't have enough?
Why, just use less "stuff";
And all the world will be merry.

Instead, let's try the way Amurkin
And explode a problem with bodkin:
When faced with a test,
Stop being a pest,
Invent something to better trap carbon.

... and declare consumption again "game on".


Sunday, February 9, 2014

Trending Words & Poems from February 09, 2014

Trending Words:

aol
armstrong
chayefsky
rico
paddy
booz
mainland
puerto
francis
pope

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999951472697

Philip Seymour Gone

23 years clean
At the Top of my game
Standing Next to a flame
Touch it! BURNED!
Burned once, Burned twice
Three times is the charm
Needle in my arm
Perfect hit, Didn't miss, blissss
User, abuser, substance chooser
Why oh why
Do we kid ourselves! With the lie
...This time is different
Drunk on a plane, Stumbling on a train
Washed down the drain, A life well lived
I am the Master
I am the way
I am the truth
I am the life
I am your addiction
Slave to me
Or slave to none
I am your conviction
For a crime
Not committed
RIP, you were a genius


Trending Words & Poems from February 08, 2014

Trending Words:

usps
postal
lawless
puerto
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mitton
targetblankhttpwwwvanityfaircomonlinedaily201402woodyallensexabuse10a
ricans
rico

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.99963378431

While he may not be flawless,
I don't find him lawless.
Except for those drones,
And tapping all our phones,
The GOP's swipes are clawless.


Friday, February 7, 2014

Trending Words & Poems from February 07, 2014

Trending Words:

naloxone
biden
arod
narcan
intimacy
cantor
egalitarian
erotic
virago
putin

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.996749226871

Ain't guns a most comforting thing,
They fire, soon after church bells ring,
For the young, for the old,
When the story is told,
Cash registers go ching-a-ling.


Thursday, February 6, 2014

Trending Words & Poems from February 06, 2014

Trending Words:

skating
kiner
skaters
leno
tenured
tenure
fallon
mets
mccullen
letterman

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999629497924

The One Percent,
Just need to vent,
'Cause they feel abused,
With their egos bruised,
So stop with the dissent


Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Trending Words & Poems from February 05, 2014

Trending Words:

cvs
frost
walgreens
beatles
cvss
intifada
cigarettes
frosts
antisemitism
liberating

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999478054723

A bare chest is all Scott Brown needs,
On bigoted minds Scott Brown feeds,
His theme? The bare chest,
His clothes he'll divest,
A barrel replaces the tweeds.

Repub incumbents improvise,
Their sound bites ain't witty or wise,
Attacks on the black
POTUS never are slack,
But the bare chest really takes the Prize!


Trending Words & Poems from February 04, 2014

Trending Words:

karzai
embryos
kalinsky
kalinskys
pgd
embryo
hbcus
cbo
hermione
gss

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999911186338

Chris kicks Wildstein now that he's down,
There was a time Chris didn't frown
At an old high school buddy,
Middle aged fuddy duddy,
And mark him untrustworthy clown.

But Chris is a desperate man
And now that Bridgegate hit the fan,
He's busy denying,
"They lied to me!", sighing,
Throws under the Bus all he can!


Monday, February 3, 2014

Trending Words & Poems from February 03, 2014

Trending Words:

gmo
bronowski
wheat
herbicides
critchley
rainy
auschwitz
gmos
transracial
allergies

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999925631402

We once had a great middle class,
And then alas it came to pass,
Jobs were shipped overseas,
On Unions a great freeze,
Wall Street created a morass.

The Oligarchs called Workers "takers"
And deftly dubbed themselves the "makers",
They continue to sass
The dwindling middle class,
Concocting laws that are heartbreakers!


Sunday, February 2, 2014

Trending Words & Poems from February 02, 2014

Trending Words:

hoffman
mia
seymour
farrow
allens
dylan
soonyi
allen
woody
philip

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999669196349

THE POWER OF LIVE!
Tune of THE POWER OF LOVE

The Power of Live is a glorious thing

One minute they talk, the next minute they sing
Then the dancing goes on overdrive
No way to beat it, it’s the Power of Live



First time you see the car, you’re just amazed
Next time you see it, you’re completely crazed
Who cares if the score’s dull or shines like chrome
Power of Live will send you flying home



(chorus)
Pay more money, live real large
Just need a credit card
to charge that charge
It’s best when you’re close so you succumb
And spend a grand on premium
That’s the Power of Live, that’s the Power of Live

(bridge)
They say that prices are unfair, yeah, and you don't care

You’re in the one percent, so it don’t make a dent
And that’s what Broadway needs to survive

That is the Power of Live, they brought the Power of Live
That’s the ticket! Uhhh, huhhh!



(repeat chorus)
Feel the Power of Live! Feel the Power of Live!


Trending Words & Poems from February 01, 2014

Trending Words:

farrow
allen
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dylan
mia
edibles
coulter
diamonds
rica
hume

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999849050598

At eighty it was, I retired,
But not willingly it transpired,
With a Dog I adored
Central Park I explored,
And never a time was I tired.


Saturday, February 1, 2014

Trending Words & Poems from January 31, 2014

Trending Words:

scans
wildstein
ct
whigs
rookies
scan
closures
bernanke
wildsteins
radiologist

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999120

By Christie it's falling apart,
Could it be he isn't so smart,
Bare chested and tough
Sometimes ain't enough,
Revenge taking is a fine art.


Thursday, January 30, 2014

Trending Words & Poems from January 30, 2014

Trending Words:

waxman
zimmer
hoboken
frisk
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waxmans
missile
tsarnaev
penalty
swans

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999977

Ode To A Shifty World

Cynicism and sarcasm
That's mostly what we get.
We may live through more Spasm
"Cause we're not finished yet.
The Truth is so elusive
When our Servants aren't Inclusive;
They can twist and turn reality
Without working up a Sweat.

The Public is confused
And Politicians need not care.
When facts are not perused ,
The simple Truth need Not be there.
We say we want good Leadership,
But we lack in basic Readership,
So then our standard Creeds may slip...
Then who's to Know OR Care?


Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Trending Words & Poems from January 29, 2014

Trending Words:

grimm
scotto
atlanta
grimms
piketty
marinara
pikettys
abbas
wendy
sotu

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999991

"Callous" and "Stoney"
And appearing so Phoney.
The Repulsive Right Voice
Says we have no Real Choice,
But to follow their Lead
In the ways They've Decreed.

But the SOTU still gave us
Some Hopes that might Save us.
My POTUS is Seeming
To do More than just Screaming.
I Trust Him to Work....
And not just act like a Jerk.

His hopes may seem small....
Not Wondrous at all.
But He's still forced to Deal
With a Congress Unreal.
T-Party success is Remote....
Unless we simply Don't Vote.

The Right can be Wrong
And still sing the "Song".
They are Elected NonServants to Me.
I don't like it this way,
But my crying won't Pay.
At Least my POTUS still Cares about me.


Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Trending Words & Poems from January 28, 2014

Trending Words:

seeger
pete
seegers
petes
banjo
emilio
clearwater
weavers
sang
songs

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999999

When I was a Kid it was Fun
Anytime that I carried a Gun.
It was fantasy-Crazy....
I had my own Daisy.
All my best "toting" friends
Each had one.

The Mossberg that Santa brought,
The lessons my Father taught,
I still hold those gifts in my Heart.
But how could I see
How insane life could Be
What "Used to be Fun" could impart?

My Grandfather's Double
Still hangs on the Wall.
We have nothing but Trouble
Over "nothing at all".
Our Leaders insane
Over issues inane
While we fret that the Nation might Fall.

With Leadership meager,
(We just lost Pete Seeger).
With Congressional Elves
Who "serve" mainly themselves,
With LaPierre as The One
Who is still the Top Gun,

He may be a Dope,
But that gives us no Hope
And my Daisey is no longer "Fun".
It used to be "Sunny",
Life was Not All about Money,
Not all about Somebody's Gun.


Trending Words & Poems from January 27, 2014

Trending Words:

recruiting
perkins
nadal
korematsu
uber
ncaa
coaches
parsnips
scrubs
scholarships

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999217

We need more minds like yours today,
With Understanding and much to Say.
You bring the Presence of needed Voice
For silent masses who have No Choice.
Those with Power don't Have to care
No matter how much suffering's there.
I represent a Quiet core
Of those who wish they could do More.
But I'm looking toward my Final Hour
As one who knows he has no Power.
My Voice was silenced years ago
By Age and inadequacy, but you know....
I look in this world to those....like You
To bring us the Power to help us DO.


Monday, January 27, 2014

Trending Words & Poems from January 26, 2014

Trending Words:

holocaust
chua
possum
perkins
opossum
opossums
grammys
possums
rubenfeld
rattner

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.998846

The Plutocrats radiate hate
For the riling the Plutocrats rate,
Of Greed they've no dearth,
They despoil the Earth,
Attacks on the Poor generate!


Saturday, January 25, 2014

Trending Words & Poems from January 25, 2014

Trending Words:

loehmanns
dolphins
dolphin
beck
chinatown
caroline
coop
ioc
shuttle
becks

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999921

someone will always stand up to say
that both are just as equally to blame
for our current depraved state of decay.
they find some general complicity
while the fault sits quite plainly
on the one side mostly.
but don't you see?
if they're both the same
there's no one to blame.
it's a lose-lose game
on an indefensible plain
and nothing get's stood up
to very serious scrutiny
when fact and opinion
are given perfect equitability


Trending Words & Poems from January 24, 2014

Trending Words:

huckabee
dimon
libido
tar
egan
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hma
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pipeline
huckabees

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999612

Pray, would you exhibit surprise
On seeing min wage compromise?
The one percent fattens
But a wage hike battens,
With ill conceived "loss of jobs" lies.

Isn't it time to take a stand
And spread the word throughout the Land?
To end Repub blight
Barack, spread the Light,
No compromise, time to demand!!!


Trending Words & Poems from January 23, 2014

Trending Words:

bieber
homeschooling
monarchy
juan
501c3
vatican
pac
zimmer
books
library

Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999067

Forgive me if I am a skeptic,
Perhaps I am being dyspeptic,
"Giving pledge" billionaires
Will end all our cares?
Are non-pledgers also non-septic?