Trending Words & Poems from March 06, 2014

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Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999877517331

In no way has Ryan been lyin'
Although his remarks no one's buyin'
People must not shirk
Their chances to work
The jobless are simply not tryin'.

Entitlements make a fat cat
And food stamps are where pleasure's at
That minimum wage
Is an utter outrage,
T'would bring Walmart right to the mat!

Poem with probability = 0.998988141538

Paul Ryan is looking ahead
Eager for his own White House bed,
Though Ayn Rand infected
Wants to be respected
Cites papers seems not to have read!

Pretends sympathy for the Poor,
Entitlements make them less pure,
A Koch acolyte,
Views taxes as a blight
That billionaires cannot endure!

Poem with probability = 0.997812683964

Obama's to blame for it all
A black Potus caused our downfall,
Benghazi, O Care,
With Food Stamps to spare,
Plus Hurricanes, what utter gall!

Poem with probability = 0.993358360811

Darrell Issa I truly detest
Mike turnoff and all of the rest
Just one more instance when
He was vile once again
Doing what Darrell Issa does best!

Poem with probability = 0.979494486645

I do believe I'll never see
An event like CPAC,
A shivaree of wackeroos,
With ample samples one can choose.

A Disneyland of oddish types
Replete with against the poor gripes,
And if you think of them as jokes
Remember they're backed by the Kochs.

Poem with probability = 0.96811497953

Min wage rise & taxing the Rich
Are actually two measures which
Repubs say won't work,
It clearly must irk
When Brown does it without a hitch!

Poem with probability = 0.867443695463

New techniques for lyin' by Ryan,
Cite reports that aren't applyin',
Allude to the Poor
With a heart that's impure,
And end up with tripe no one's buyin'!

Poem with probability = 0.354731623773

I knew an Indian muslim who was congratulated every time
Pakistan cricket defeated India. Even when policeman
goes out on the beat he tells his colleague he is going
to Pakistan if the area has muslim majority population.
Hindu boys taunt muslims women ( apparent from their
dress) with slogans like"go to Qabrustan ( graveyard) or
Pakistan". Leading right wing BJP party leader<,Lal Adavani,
always complained that muslims are not loyal to India
because they cheer for Pakistan Cricket team. Some do
and some don't. Those who do feel aliented.
Mexicans in California or Texas cheer for Mexican
soccer team playing against USA. Should they be deported?

Poem with probability = 0.323919900187

Putin arrives at Kiev airport and goes through Ukrainian immigration.
Officer: Just a few questions sir.
VP: Da.
Officer: Name?
VP: Vladimir Putin.
Officer: Nationality?
VP: Russian.
Officer: Occupation?
VP: Nyet. Just visiting.

Poem with probability = 0.317387311306

Loni Anderson - one s
Bibi Andersson - two s
Is there are a poem in the making?