Trending Words & Poems from March 10, 2014

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Poem with probability = 0.999995865052

The big question is who's training who? I submitted this once before, but I think it's timely here;

'Twas 20 past 3
and the dog had to pee
so I got up and put on my pants,
he whined and he pined
I dared not decline
or risk his looking at me quite askance,
I turned on the light
and we walked down a flight
and probably stepped on some ants,
I opened the gate
and scratched my pate
and watched as the dog did his dance.

He sniffed and he turned
as my cigarette burned
til he found the right spot to relieve,
then he lifted his leg
then again, one more peg
and he smiled, or so I believe.

'twas a long steady stream
and as if in a dream
I just stood and stared at a star,
and when he was done
having all that dog fun
he wanted to ride in the car.

"No, let's go back to bed!"
I wearily said
as we walked up the stairs to the house,
his tail was a-wag
did he want to play tag?
or pretend that his toy was a mouse?

I took off my clothes
and went back to bed
he had water and laid by the door,
I tossed and I turned
another cigarette burned
as I listened to him snore on the floor.

Poem with probability = 0.997638435274

In his rush to judge,
Rush his facts does fudge,
But I doubt the truth,
Will his feelings soothe,
He'll likely hold his grudge.

Poem with probability = 0.993159328296

And put them in a little box
when evening comes around
with pinkish cotton downy-soft
all wrapping them around
And when the morning comes again
we know where they'll be found.

Poem with probability = 0.992394685862

Polluters-in-Chief is their name
And verbal pollution their game,
Reid's no longer hollow
His attacks let's follow,
At Koch oligarchy take aim!

Poem with probability = 0.990403364456

Women are a special treasure,
So a pedestal let's measure,
To take care of them,
From AM to PM,
So they can enjoy their leisure.

Poem with probability = 0.975167249112

Rush needs his mouth washed out with soap,
Of that event there's little hope,
Guess he's wrong once more,
Rotten to the core,
And slid down a slippery slope!

Poem with probability = 0.948450652247

After Cheney & Bush you want trust?
After meltdowns, a real Wall Street bust?
With Armageddon lurking
War threats aren't working,
It's Greed that threatens to combust!

Poem with probability = 0.944300500339

To which god am I beholden,
Thor, Freya, or Woden?
And before I have died,
With the Valkyries I will ride.

Poem with probability = 0.738911993282

Modern politics is tough for Mike Huckabee,
All these girls forcing him to play nicey,
Open door, pay the bill,
Yet I doubt that he will,
Realize the problem lies in his policy.

Poem with probability = 0.482276983156

It is the wolf's cross
To mirror human nature
Hence to be hunted.

Poem with probability = 0.477409840098

This rocks.
If its dumping then that rocks.
Anything to save the planet rocks.
Cheap energy rocks.

Poem with probability = 0.248219080546

the Sea of Peter (Rome).
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the See of Peter.

Poem with probability = 0.219364093153

The genesis of anti-Semitism in Ukraine is the employment
of Jews as the managers for Polish Landlords. Thus the Jews
became the face of oppression of Ukrainian peasants while
the landlords were invisible. When the situation arose these
peasants and others with the simmering hatred took their revenge
and , of course, they were instigated by the Nazis.

Poem with probability = 0.206316838777

I doubt if any "real" native Russian speakers watched
with ambivalence at the toppling of Lenin's statue.
Lenin came into power in 1917 with what they called
a revolution but looked like a "coup" since there was no
uprising of the native Russian people. Lenin was a
BOLSHEVIK before 1917 & changed their name to The
COMMUNIST Party after seizing power. They brutalized
the native Russians & Stalin engineered the starvation
deaths of millions of peasants 1922 to 1953.