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Poem with probability = 0.98959232624Cuomo simply does not care,
His pretenses are all hot air,
Being a Dem he'll feign,
Gave Christie free reign,
For working folk, nothing to spare!!
Poem with probability = 0.980111604799
Hand over the reins? Want to bet?
James Dolan's mind like cement, set?
A year, maybe two,
And Jackson will be through,
Maybe even sooner, don't fret!
Poem with probability = 0.954735295594
Putin on the Ritz
If you’re blue and you don’t know
Where to go, why don’t you go
Where fascism sits? Putin on the Ritz
He’s a guy who shirtless goes
On horseback through Siberian snows
Like no shirt fits, Putin on the Ritz
Dressed down like a Cossack trooper
Tryin’ hard to look like he’s no snooper
(Super duper)
Come let’s mix where wealthy crooks
Strut around like chessboard rooks
In our midst, Putin on the Ritz
Have you seen the oligarch strolling through old Gorky Park
On that famous posh Red Square with their noses in the air
High Hands and low scruples, black limos and lots of rubles
Sending every kopeck west to an off-shore nest
If you’re blue and you don’t know
Where to go, why don’t you go
Where fascism sits? Putin on the Ritz
He’s a guy who shirtless goes
On horseback through Siberian snows
Like no shirt fits, Putin on the Ritz
Poem with probability = 0.95174824609
How generous are the Koch boys,
They fund candidates without noise,
They call groups non-profit
And break rules by Tophet,
Corruption is one of their joys!
Poem with probability = 0.914045513046
The huge cash amount plays a role!
A billionaire? Who sold his soul?
A well funded voice
With blatant lies toys,
And gladly unknown on the whole!
Poem with probability = 0.906999326249
What does Ms Dowd like in a Mayor?
One who for Mike Bloomberg does care?
Not a pro-union type
With a pro-worker gripe,
Who gets in the one percent's hair.
Poem with probability = 0.727679753195
Word of mouth for BULLETS has been fabulous, but there’s a feeling that the ads, while loaded with style, may have set up the wrong kind of show.
Tune of ‘Taint Nobody’s Business If I Do
There ain't nothing he can do
Or nothing he can say
That folks don't criticize him
But his show is sure to light up Broadway
If they find better ways to advertise him
If I say take their commercial
And do one less controversial
There’d be lots more business if they do
If they take that advertisement
And take my advice under advisement
There’d be lots more business if they do
If they listen to the buzzin’
And make the campaign funnier, cousin’
There’d be lots more business if they do
If they hear what the chat group says now
They could fill that second mezz now
There’d be lots more business if they do
Poem with probability = 0.560489654187
Phil Jackson will pilot the Knicks
Successfully till he conflicts
Then loses to Dolan
This basketball solon
Will realize that he crossed the Styx.
Poem with probability = 0.339505576783
It's a great big universe,
And we're all really puny;
We're just tiny little specks
About the size of Mickey Rooney.
Yakko Warner
Poem with probability = 0.282250920108
Wanna help your heart?
Walk.
And stand.
And get some sleep.
Poem with probability = 0.279432950425
Hey, William!
Remember that sign the Revolutionaries held up?
"No Taxation Without Representation."
If the Revolutionaries were so against taxation, it shouldn't have said, "No Taxation!"?
PS: Have you actually read the Constitution?
Poem with probability = 0.25137783172
Its sad. But how do you tell American's to send treasure and young men
and women to die in the Middle East again. Have not we sacrificed
enough, and in vain, for Iraq and Afghanistan. The Mideast seems doomed
to eternal strife hate and violence. Its been that way for centuries.
Poem with probability = 0.213601469909
Who truly knows, and who can here declare it?
Whence It was born, and how the World was fashioned?
The gods came later than the Worlds creation.
Who knows then out of what the World has issued?
Whether he made the World or did not make it,
He knows whence the creation came, he only
Who in the highest heaven guards and watches;
He knows indeed, but then, perhaps, he knows not!
--Rig-Veda
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