Trending Words & Poems from March 04, 2014

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Poem with probability = 0.999133986337

Is it really True what you're Saying...
That each word that I send will be Playing
Out in Public Purview for all to Pursue
Like there is no Longer a Private Displaying?
While I dabble a bit in the "Digital",
I will continue to keep it at "Midgetal".
I still Love my Postal and send "Coastal to Coastal"
While what the Internet gets is just Fidgital.

Poem with probability = 0.998803300045

Repub hypocrisy? In spades!!
In their mouths reality fades,
Every fact is distorted
In papers reported
Expected in Koch Brother aides.

Poem with probability = 0.998670710043

"Republican opposition will again probably block most proposals" just like it has been doing in the last 5 years.

In 2010, the Republicans or Tea Party took over congress, the GOP have insisted on more tax breaks for the wealthy and big corporations. They have fought all attempts to help working poor and middle class.

Small Business Job Act—Blocked
Veterans Job Bill—Blocked
American Job Act—Blocked
Extend Unemployment Benefit—Blocked
Wall Street Reform—Blocked
Immigration Reform—Blocked
Political Ad Disclosure –Blocked
Affordable Care Act –Voted 40 times to repeal it
Recovery and Reinvestment Act—Blocked
Tax On Companies Shipping Jobs Overseas—Blocked
Repeal of Don't Act Don't Tell—Multiple Blocked
Healthcare for 9/11 First Responders—Blocked
Benefits for Homeless Veterans –Blocked
Anti—Rape Amendment--Blocked
Oil Spill Liability – Blocked
Dream Act – Blocked
Veterans Benefit Bill –Blocked

You can fix this by vote out the obstructions this November.

Poem with probability = 0.998416559265

"...Advertising signs they con
You into thinking you’re the one
That can do what’s never been done
That can win what’s never been won
Meantime life outside goes on
All around you..." Dylan

Poem with probability = 0.996482187488

When it comes to lyin',
Nobody beats Paul Ryan,
And your taking Ryan's measure,
Gives us readers pleasure,
And leaves us loudly sighin'.

Poem with probability = 0.993407128173

Ryan is a stooge for the Rich
Cannot tolerate budgets which
Help the Middle Class, Poor,
That for him, no allure,
To cut entitlements, has an itch!

Poem with probability = 0.992466938222

Ayn Rand acolyte, Paul Ryan,
Uses novel ways for lyin',
So interest's bated
Cites works unrelated,
His balderdash I just ain't buyin'!

Poem with probability = 0.945281284931

The timing doesn't seem that lunch-hour friendly for the typical work schedule, though, does it? :)

Tune of Well, Did You Evah?

Have you heard, let’s see them all
What a blast in the Astor Hall
Well, did you ever?
What a swell luncheon this is

Have you heard that Toibin gent
Read from his Mary’s testament
Well, does he ever!
What a swell luncheon this is



Does your boss have a hunch
Where you go at lunch
Will he care to delve
Into where you are at twelve

Have you heard, Joyce is so swell
Did she ever get that Nobel?
Well, did she ever?
What a swell luncheon
But no munchin’
What a swell, swell luncheon this is

Poem with probability = 0.932900745743

It is more difficult to organize a peace than to win a war; but the fruits of victory will be lost if the peace is not organized. Aristotle

Crimea used to be part of Russia we know

Kruschev for some reason gave it away

The people and port are close to Moscow

And Kiev is now in complete disarray

Ukraine cannot fight against Russian might

Because Russia is far too strong

It would only worsen their present plight

And war would be extremely wrong

There is a solution that might be fine

Divide Crimea and share the land

Russia and Ukraine just draw a line

It is all round a winning hand

As there are so many Russians live there

Their feelings we should appease

To separate from Kiev seems quite fair

And then at least there would be peace

Poem with probability = 0.856900262769

Q: When is Paul Ryan lying?
A: When his lips are moving.

Poem with probability = 0.829570439552

But just watch out once those Aladdin discounts run their course…

Tune of A Whole New World

They will show up Les Miz
Match it number for number
Though now discounts encumber them
Don’t let that be a guide

Their old-new world
That’s what the buyers want to see
Just like The Lion King
They’re gonna bring
New York a brand new old-new synergy

They will rise to the top
Watch folks as this Aladdin -
Brings each mom and each dad in
With their kids right by their side

Their old-new world
That’s what the buyers want to see
They’ll even match Les Miz
That’s how it is
With weekly biz, new Disney history

Poem with probability = 0.761958934817

Which mother is best?
A. The mother who breast feeds
B. The mother who bottle feeds
C. The stay at home mother
D. The working mother
E. The single mother
F. The married mother
G. The straight mother
H. The lesbian mother
I. The mother who wants a big family
J. The mother who wants only one
And on and on. Chill!
Let's stop it, and just get along, try to be nice to each other, respect each other's point of view, and enjoy our kids. Mothers need each other!

Poem with probability = 0.687178863541

Everybody Knows
Leonard Cohen/Sharon Robinson

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows that the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

Poem with probability = 0.671301650333

The settlements are not the problem
It's the settlers.
Return the land to its rightful owners.
Relocate the settlers within Israel's recognized borders,
And let the construction be the payment for abandonment
of the right to return.

Poem with probability = 0.396967709187

We threaten this, and we threaten that,
As our defense contractors just get fat.
Congress puppets for the one percent,
Our children's blood for naught it is spent.
Representatives continue to benefit from a scheme,
Billions to a narco terrorist regime.
And this isn't just a really bad dream.
Someone in Congress grow a spine and introduce legislation to stop all funding. Why is that impossible? That is who I want for president.

Poem with probability = 0.291777083716

There are already significant subsets of HIV positive people who maintain
undetectability and with that lower chances of transmission. Combining
this with an injections that provide protection could drive transmission
rates way way down in communities most at risk for transmission. Amazing.

Poem with probability = 0.264897999961

The fuss on Crimea doesn't make any sense. West also need
to understand that Crimea was given to Ukraine by Khrushchev
in celebration of Russia-Ukrainian friendship. Can one person
give the part of the country away, Crimea had been part of
Russia for 200 years, with people have no voice in the decision.
Khrushchev decision was illegal. The right of self determination,
guaranteed under UN charter, demand that a referendum be held
and let Crimeans decide their future. It is not up to Putin, Obama
or EU or Khrushchev. Free will of the people is the only basis
for determining the future of Crimea.

Poem with probability = 0.243622207262

Ah another day.
Scores of weapons related deaths.

Hey America, have you hugged your gun today?