Trending Words & Poems from January 24, 2014

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Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999612

Pray, would you exhibit surprise
On seeing min wage compromise?
The one percent fattens
But a wage hike battens,
With ill conceived "loss of jobs" lies.

Isn't it time to take a stand
And spread the word throughout the Land?
To end Repub blight
Barack, spread the Light,
No compromise, time to demand!!!

Poem with probability = 0.998489

Kind hearts without coronets,
The bigger a Wall Street bank gets
More open the purse
For those who do worse,
And even a share of the Mets!

Poem with probability = 0.997846

Cowboys write poems,
And the buffalo roams,
At home on the range,
It's not really that strange,
But are there any tomes?

Poem with probability = 0.997307

Inequality, there his views matter
Right wingers rage like a mad hatter,
His views on abortion
I look at with caution,
As at all of religious patter.

Poem with probability = 0.995993

NYC producers, get over there quickly!

Tune of I Am Easily Assimilated

- [Old woman]
You were not sure – this venue and this play
Don’t even know – is it Men-yer or Men-yay
But now it seems the show is new-fangled
See that screed / they called Candide
You’ll be pleasingly opinionated
You’ll be pleasingly opinionated

It’s breezy, it’s ever so breezy
Be fan-nish, excited and fan-nish
And New York, start chatting too
Do what you have to do
Send your producers here
The path ahead is clear

- [London actors]
You’ll love us, New York
You’ll cheer hooray as you pop a cork
You’ll pay the premium price,
Come see it twice, that would be nice

- [London theater snobs]
You suits in New York
No need to be a smart opera dork
Come see, come soon and adore
It’s not a bore, not any more
No more!

Poem with probability = 0.995713

A story so parenthetical,
About a campaign theoretical,
Of a very connected player,
Using the Times as a conveyor.
Her candidacy's NOT hypothetical.

Poem with probability = 0.986061

"No man ever steps into the
same river twice, for it’s
not the same river and he’s
not the same man."

— Heraclitus,
Quoted by Plato in Cratylus

Poem with probability = 0.984222

Is Glenn Beck a person that's real?
I've heard him quoted, and I feel
He's wholly fictitious
And someone malicious
Concocted Glenn Beck while off keel.

Poem with probability = 0.979421

I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And stop glo-bal warm-ing
But all we cared
About back then
Was ma-king more mo-ney

I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And stop glo-bal warm-ing
But it's too late
The seas will rise
And now we're his-to-ry

Coke is
what the world wants today.
Now we all have to pay
It's glo-bal warm-ing...

Poem with probability = 0.933899

I do not like Mike Huckabee,
As Gov seemed not too bad to me,
But as Fox commentator
A Women's rights bater,
With smears of the Fair Sex quite free!

Poem with probability = 0.838864

The rich get richer and the poor get jail time
in the meantime
in between time
ain't Jamie got fun.

Poem with probability = 0.815419

Forget the "class warfare"
A) Infrastructure needs work.
B) Work needs employees.
C) Unemployed need jobs.

Poem with probability = 0.785171

I'm surprised this hasn't surfaced yet.

Sound off!
ONE, TWO!
Sound off!
THREE, FOUR!
Sound off!
One, two, three, four,
THREE, FOUR!

Poem with probability = 0.740125

Tell Me

Tell me Grandpa,
Is it really true ?
What the teacher said in school
Were the Mountains once green?
And the rivers blue?
Could you wish on a falling star?

Tell me Grandpa,
I wish to know
Is that a tear in your eye?
Did you take down the trees?
Did you do as you please?
Did you poison the water too?

Tell me Grandpa
Will I ever see
A tree much taller than me?
Will I ever drink water
From a clear mountain spring?
Will I see the milky way?

Tell me grandpa
About the honey bee
Really? And there were Whales that swam in the sea?
Was the White Bear real
Or just a dream?
It seems that way to me.

Tell me Grandpa
I want to know
Did you and the others care?
Did you raise your voice?
Or hardly dare?
Did you know that I would care?

David McMann White 2014

Poem with probability = 0.665004

I wish I wish I wish I was a banker
That is what I really want to be
Cause if I really did a bad job
No one would put the blame on me.

Poem with probability = 0.662024

How will this show eventually work without its amazing star fronting it, given how personal it seems?

Tune of Always Something There to Remind Me

"I went to all the theaters hoping they would listen and they’d see
That this new take on oldies pop could be a possibility
So many said “forget it, Kyle”
But now they always know just where they can find me
(Always know just where they can find me )
I just love extending, and Burt’s as thrilled as can be
That makes it all so hassle-free

Since they now found folks buy the treatment of the songs they hear and see
They’re all out searching for a theater with a large capacity
Those folks who laughed now get us
Til then they always know just where they can find me
(Always know just where they can find me )
Now they all take my phone calls, as easy as it can be
Communication’s hassle-free

Til then you always know just where you can find me… "

Poem with probability = 0.312739

It is now a "far cry" from a hero who has ventured from
a humble log cabin to the presidency..who has espoused
freedom for all...who wished to abolish slavery..and the
heavy weight of the oppressive few over the oppressed
and downtrodden..Well ..what indeed would Abe Lincoln
say to the plutocrats who rule over their economic
slaves now...what indeed....so perhaps those of you
who know how to write a good analysis could pose
a point of view...Lets keep it Willard Strunk ...prose
which is short ..simple..and really get to the point.

Go...journalists..be really the heros of our venerable
4th Estate..this is the challenge...WRITE your views.