Trending Words & Poems from January 23, 2014

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Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999067

Forgive me if I am a skeptic,
Perhaps I am being dyspeptic,
"Giving pledge" billionaires
Will end all our cares?
Are non-pledgers also non-septic?

Poem with probability = 0.998104

Why so hasty, Super P
Prithee why the haste?
Other candidates might see
Their plans go to waste.

Are you 'fraid Ms Warren might
Seek the nomination?
She's a woman, liberal, bright,
And might sweep the Nation

Poem with probability = 0.982407

We'll be getting just a bit austerier,
So watch out for your posterior,
'Cause the cannons we've got,
Will be hurting a lot,
And our motives are slightly ulterior.

Poem with probability = 0.818705

Prof Krugman as always rings true,
To do what FDR did do
In his first term is how
The POTUS should now
Make strong attempts to carry through!!

Poem with probability = 0.790937

"He ate and drank the luscious words -
His spirit grew robust -
He knew no more that he was poor - nor that his frame was dust -
He danced along the dingy days -
And this bequest of wings -
Was but a book -
What liberty a loosened spirit brings. "

Emily Dickinson

Poem with probability = 0.573245

Could it be that the number will grow?
Polluters like Koch have to go?
Optimistic I'd be
If more than two or three
Admit that Climate Change is so!

Poem with probability = 0.460006

As long as President Obama is going to visit Pope Francis

perhaps Francis can point out to Barack that spending

an afternoon helping feed the homeless is good,

not celebrating your birthday at an extravagant party is

better. Millions of Americans are still unemployed and

a million are still homeless. The money spent by the

Obama's on that party could have gone a long way to

help those who have nothing.