Trending Words & Poems from January 25, 2014

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Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999921

someone will always stand up to say
that both are just as equally to blame
for our current depraved state of decay.
they find some general complicity
while the fault sits quite plainly
on the one side mostly.
but don't you see?
if they're both the same
there's no one to blame.
it's a lose-lose game
on an indefensible plain
and nothing get's stood up
to very serious scrutiny
when fact and opinion
are given perfect equitability

Poem with probability = 0.991935

Philanthropists are the Koch brothers,
While distorting the words of others,
Millions spent like water
Showing Dems no quarter,
No names please, if they have their druthers.

Poem with probability = 0.987111

A Koch controlled Think Tank must be
The hackward contrivance we see,
Oligarchs at the helm
Whose ideas underwhelm,
Yet stifle the Land of the Free.

Poem with probability = 0.978774

Drive a Mercedes Benz or Rolls Royce
And I predict that you'll rejoice,
Black, Hispanic, Asian,
No rectal invasion
And Questions with respectful voice.

Poem with probability = 0.952820

Huckabee, Huckabee, where have you been,
In Arkansas, lately you haven't been seen,
Lovable once, now a crotchety scold,
At slandering Women you've lately been bold,
Is it your long residence now at Fox
That put a once good nature on the dank rocks?

Poem with probability = 0.932860

Were shady sales the way to go?
Illegal selling comme il faut?
Ms Dowd mocks what's legal,
It's clearly unregal,
But no gangster run tale of woe.

Poem with probability = 0.831000

With apologies to Sam Cooke:

"Don't know much about history
Don't know much biology
Don't know much about a science book
Don't know much about the french I took

But I do know that I love Nukes
And if my fantasies are true
What a wonderful world this would be"

Poem with probability = 0.247215

You know, you really have to wonder when people will get it.

We are peasants, serfs to these people like Jamie.
We don't count.
Our laws don't matter. They don't apply to royalty like Jamie.
That we are upset by this blatant theft, and yes, it is theft,
is absolutely irrelevant.

Jamie and his ilk own the regulators,
the media,
the courts,
the Congress,
and yes, even the President.

What we think? Its irrelevant. Totally irrelevant.
In fact, we should probably be pleased (to Jamie's mind) that he didn't direct the Board to give him a billion dollar salary.