Trending Words & Poems from February 05, 2014

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Poems

Poem with probability = 0.999478054723

A bare chest is all Scott Brown needs,
On bigoted minds Scott Brown feeds,
His theme? The bare chest,
His clothes he'll divest,
A barrel replaces the tweeds.

Repub incumbents improvise,
Their sound bites ain't witty or wise,
Attacks on the black
POTUS never are slack,
But the bare chest really takes the Prize!

Poem with probability = 0.998043911332

The gender pay gap suits the Rich,
There so much money that's made which
Fills coffers off shore,
With no min wage it's more,
Scratches an insatiable itch!

Poem with probability = 0.997559425127

Hobby Lobby deserves a free hand,
Like all "for profits", understand,
This Court loves the "makers"
The religion takers
Whose every whim rules the Land.

Poem with probability = 0.995517834097

An odd road for Clay Aiken,
But can he bring home the bacon,
Or will the move turn out wrong,
And he'll return to song?
Let's hope he's not mistaken.

Poem with probability = 0.991907162828

Here is the correct version of "Bereft"--the one in my previous comment was copied from the internet.

BEREFT
Where had I heard this wind before
Change like this to a deeper roar?
What would it take my standing there for,
Holding open a restive door,
Looking downhill to a frothy shore?
Summer was past and day was past.
Somber clouds in the west were massed.
Out on the porch's sagging floor,
Leaves got up in a coil and hissed,
Blindly struck at my knee and missed.
Something sinister in the tone
Told me my secret must be known:
Word I was in the house alone
Somehow must have gotten abroad,
Word I was in my life alone,
Word I had no one left but God.

Poem with probability = 0.982468473385

Oh give them all brooms
to sweep up the rooms
in the schools, like Newt said it could be,
or learn to assemble
or run for office and dissemble
in this glorious land of the free

Poem with probability = 0.884535480507

Or, as Philip Larkin wrote in "This Be The Verse:"

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.

Poem with probability = 0.786047265701

The day the tobacco sales cease
Is when CVS will increase
Its items in stock
So it’s free to hawk
More junk food to keep us obese.
@JFD8 on Twitter

Poem with probability = 0.747721919132

CBO Predicts ACA
Aid to Younger
Adult Employmet

Poem with probability = 0.728023055466

So quick on the draw at a lie,
Misinterpreting by the by,
A Repub specialty,
With fibs they are free,
Their whoppers make fishermen sigh!

Poem with probability = 0.543025620726

Separation of Church & State?
An old Founding Father debate!
Roberts' Five knows the way
To make it passé,
If you doubt that I suggest you wait!

Poem with probability = 0.408322924865

Free At Last!
Free At Last!
Free At Last!

Poem with probability = 0.389828006727

Larry, Larry, so quick and so glib,

he too, is not beyond, telling a fib.

Poem with probability = 0.316752448018

We may never Forget the Things We Regret
When there's Snooping and Sniping from the "Cloud".
But maybe it's Good if in the Neighborhood
There's Never "Imperfection" that's Allowed.

Poem with probability = 0.291045053132

Today is Wednesday.
What do I need to know about today?

Poem with probability = 0.20857740496

Mr. Putin's mercy gets no credit.
welcome to the quasi-free world, beloved daughters
of the evolution.
I know Mr. Putin is amused and wishes you well.
Be careful what you ask for.
You seem to have some ideas about what's best.
I see it as what works, but I'm ancient.
followed your fate religiously. Russia needs more like you.
We can't keep crucifying the iconoclasts.
be well, ladies.Grace seems to be with you.
Please write more.

Poem with probability = 0.202301995019

You hire him.

Then you fire him.

Then you go on TV and belittle him.

Good plan, Gov., good plan.