Invading Iraq? Justified?
Hypocrisy can't be denied,
Holier-than-thou-ers,
Invoke US powers,
With defense of freedom implied.
Ms Brewer gave Tartuffe bad cess,
Will Roberts Court now do no less?
Expectant I ain't,
SCOTUS has a Right taint,
There ought to be a full Court press!
Mazeltov, welcome back to New York,
May delicacies fill your fork,
Huzzahs as you enter
The Graduate Center,
My champagne is popping its cork!
Money junkies?
Money addicts?
Scam artists?
Vulture capitalists?
Snake oil salesmen?
Criminals?
An Alice in Wonderland bill
So vile it made most people ill,
Threatened money losses,
Energized big bosses
Who viewed it as a Poison Pill!
Genesis of an obesity epidemic (save us from soft drink companies):
Pepsi Generation jingle:
There's a whole new way of livin'
Pepsi helps supply the drive.
It's got a lot to give
for those who like to live
'Cause Pepsi helps them
come alive.
And the Coca Cola response
(does high fructose corn syrup come from apple trees and honey bees?):
I'd like to build the world a home
And furnish it with love
Grow apple trees and honey bees and snow-white turtle doves
I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to hold it in my arms and keep it company
I'd like to see the world for once
All standing hand in hand
And hear them echo through the hills Ah, peace throughout the land
I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
integrity in intellect
you might believe commands respect
but Mister Jim DeMint
is now no longer skint
the feeding trough means all can collect.
