In Yiddish there are words to spare
For tales that are made of hot air,
The words, "bubba meinser"
The meaning is fine, sir,
They drive honest folk to despair.
Bubba meinsers are a Repub tool,
Make gullible listeners a fool,
Death taxes, death panels,
Are firm in the annals
Of stooges of those who misrule!
Though too little, the Stimulus worked,
The part of the story that irked
Was Krugman predicted
Recov'ry restricted
If bigger Stimulus was shirked!!
That's worth debating,
Is he too irritating,
Will pedestrians rue him,
And possibly sue him?
On thin ice he is skating.
There was no work,
So Miley did twerk,
Which worked for her,
'Though not what I prefer,
She renders me berserk.
Lacking needed votes for Disabled,
Republicans could have enabled,
But the Time's out of joint,
Corker did disappoint,
And once more approval is tabled!
Scots wha ha'e wi' Wallace bled
Scots wham Bruce has often led
Welcome to your gory bed
Or to victory
Now's the day and now's the hour
See the front o' battle lour
See approach proud Cam'ron's pow'r
Chains and slavery
Wha will be a traitor knave?
Wha can fill a coward's grave?
Wha sae base as be a slave?
Let him turn and flee!
Wha, for Scotland's king and law,
Freedom's sword will strongly draw,
Freeman stand or Freeman fa',
Let them follow me!
By oppression's woes and pains,
By your sons in servile chains,
We will drain our dearest veins,
But they shall be free.
Lay the proud usurpers low!
Tyrants fall in ev'ry foe!
Liberty's in ev'ry blow!
Let us do or die!
Since Chris Christie did himself in,
Give Hillary a Mickey Finn,
A media gore
Should even the score,
Keep Hill' from a too easy win.
Is Hillary a tainted Saint?
A Saint, Hill'ry certainly ain't,
But a Repub compare
Raises every free hair,
Stop spattering Hillary with paint!
